--> seduce my mind and you can have my body

devilsmadvocate:

i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.

so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”

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I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
― (via charlottexroy)

(Source: iamnotthesociopath)

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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butmyopinionisright:

that-kid-erin:

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

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this is my whole life.

This. A thousand times this.

(Source: pornstarch)

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